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Bear411 profile quote: "Don't bother writing if your going to call me boy, boi, pup, son, and kiddo. Newly added word I hate is sport."

OK, how about "asshole?"

Another Bear411 profile quote: "Not looking to meet any one for sex I have someone for that and alot more. His profile on here is XXXXX, Come on guys show a little respect. Taken means NOT LOOKING for any thing more than friends."

In what sense is it "disrespectful" to hit upon someone who has his profile posted on a hook-up site? What am I not getting here?

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So I had tea with my friend Timothy yesterday afternoon. I had the spearmint yerba mate. DAMN! that stuff was strong; my head was all buzzy from the high caffeine content.

Tim used to work at The Evil Place but was "invited to pursure other opportunities" just after Thanksgiving. he's a big guy; 6'4 or so, and in the 350-ish range, in my estimation. He's been "out" since he was something like 13; he's now in his mid-20's.

Anyhoo, Tim was telling me about the cruise his folks went on down the so-called "Mexican Riviera" a couple months back, and how the ship was CRAWLING with hairy homos. They were on the same ship as the Bearfilms Cruise! He was disappointed because his dad almost couldn't go, which would have put Tim on the cruise with hundreds of hot, hairy homos.

I tell him that Sasha had offered me and Ron a few bucks off that cruise, then I realize I have to "out" myself as a porn dude in order to finish the tale. Well, Tim and I don't work together any more, so whatthefuck. So I tell him I did a photoshoot for Bearfilms, and that I've done a couple videos (for other "studios.") He handled the news in the cool blase fashion typical of 20somethings.

He then proceeded to tell me that for the past six weeks he's been dating a **GASP!** girl! So I out-cooled him, and said "Well, if you want kids, that's the easiest way to get some!"

It was a very nice time.