![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Bubbas in Paradise
May. 5th, 2011 05:38 pmOK, so there advantages and disadvantages to a pod of bubbas at the clothing-optional beach in Sint Maarten.
Advantage 1: Bubbas. On the beach!
Disadvantage 1: They each come with a wife/girlfriend. All of whom appear to have big, fake boobs.
Disadvantage 2: the Bubettes all immediately doff their tops. The bubbas are all too chickenshit to take off their board shorts. Weak.
Disadvantage 3: They blast their loud Jimmy Buffet music from their villa overlooking the beach so they can hear it over the crashing of the waves. Bubbas, isn't that whole Parrot Head schtick more for your parents' generation? Seriously, I'm too young for that shit, and I'm a decade and a half older than any of you.
Disadvantage 4: The bubbas all wear their straw cowboy hats into the surf. Surprise, bubbas, I can still tell you're losing your hair.
Disadvantage 5: PDA with the women on the beach. Yeah, I know her tits cost you a lot of money, but can you please feel them up in private?
On balance, the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages. Bubbas, next year, please go back to Cancun. They have an Olive Garden and Domino's in Cancun!
Advantage 1: Bubbas. On the beach!
Disadvantage 1: They each come with a wife/girlfriend. All of whom appear to have big, fake boobs.
Disadvantage 2: the Bubettes all immediately doff their tops. The bubbas are all too chickenshit to take off their board shorts. Weak.
Disadvantage 3: They blast their loud Jimmy Buffet music from their villa overlooking the beach so they can hear it over the crashing of the waves. Bubbas, isn't that whole Parrot Head schtick more for your parents' generation? Seriously, I'm too young for that shit, and I'm a decade and a half older than any of you.
Disadvantage 4: The bubbas all wear their straw cowboy hats into the surf. Surprise, bubbas, I can still tell you're losing your hair.
Disadvantage 5: PDA with the women on the beach. Yeah, I know her tits cost you a lot of money, but can you please feel them up in private?
On balance, the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages. Bubbas, next year, please go back to Cancun. They have an Olive Garden and Domino's in Cancun!
