Oh wait... does this mean that you don't believe that Noah and his family built an ark the size of a football field that actually floated, and that he got pairs of animals from every continent and got them back all in the right place? Does this mean Jonah wasn't swallowed by a whale, or that the tower of babble didn't happen? Or that Lot's wife wasn't turned into a pillar of salt... because I'm having a hankering for something salty right now.
Or that John Smith didn't find golden tablets and translated them with stones in a hat?
Where's your faith? How can you live without believing in God? Without a heaven or hell?
Without that kind of faith you can't discard science or build a healthy foundation of hate.
And you'll never populate the earth with Mormon children.
And screw religious wars and genocide. Just what kind of American are you?
You realize that rabid church people are the lord's flock. Sheep. The dumbest animal on the planet.
With people like you, I have no chance of world domination.
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Date: 2008-11-13 08:37 am (UTC)Oh wait... does this mean that you don't believe that Noah and his family built an ark the size of a football field that actually floated, and that he got pairs of animals from every continent and got them back all in the right place? Does this mean Jonah wasn't swallowed by a whale, or that the tower of babble didn't happen? Or that Lot's wife wasn't turned into a pillar of salt... because I'm having a hankering for something salty right now.
Or that John Smith didn't find golden tablets and translated them with stones in a hat?
Where's your faith? How can you live without believing in God? Without a heaven or hell?
Without that kind of faith you can't discard science or build a healthy foundation of hate.
And you'll never populate the earth with Mor
mon children.And screw religious wars and genocide. Just what kind of American are you?
You realize that rabid church people are the lord's flock. Sheep. The dumbest animal on the planet.
With people like you, I have no chance of world domination.