Little Ashes

[daddytodd]

Wow. It's like the love triangle of Dali-Garcia Lorca-Bunuel as if written by Stephanie Meyer as a Harlequin Romance.

In short, this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Truly, truly dreadful.

Comments

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

You left out the great bitch Gala.
Maybe the fact that the boy vampire played Dali.

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and what was that accent she was trying to do? Bronx? But I thought she was Russian... LOL!

[redmoonriver.livejournal.com]

I know nothing of those references. But it's still hilarious how evident your distaste is.

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Salvador Dali, Luis Bunuel and Federico Garcia Lorca... three of 20th-century Spain's most important artists (painter, filmmaker and playwright/poet, respectively.)

Stephanie Meyer writes the "Twilight" novels about Tiger Beat Vampires.

Harlequin Romances are a series of low-quality romance paperbacks that have been published at a stupefying rate since the late '50's.

[redmoonriver.livejournal.com]

Oh, duh. I know Dali, of course. And I know of Lorca and Meyer. Though I'm rather glad I can't say I've read anything of the latter.

[albadger.livejournal.com]

Is this a recommendation? I am rather fond of bad movies, but they have to be the right kind of bad...

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

No, this is the wrong kind of bad -- it's "Sparkles" Robert Pattinson trying to act all alterna-emo 'n' shit as Salvador Dali, and failing spectacularly.

That boy CANNOT act. At least, he can't create a character. His Dali was nothing but the costume, the hair & the moustache. There was no person inside.