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My theory about why "straight" men don't have sex with other men is this:

1) They're afraid that if the other males found about it, it would reduce their status in the pack.

2) They're afraid that if their females found out about it, they would use it as a weapon against them.

3) But mostly, they're afraid that they'd enjoy it so much they wouldn't care about 1) and 2).

Date: 2005-03-23 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymutt.livejournal.com
Well, that's true...but maybe they'll get bold and try it.

Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
If they could keep it on the "DL", they would do it a lot more often than they already do. I think "straight" married men used to have a lot more m2m action than they do these days.

It used to be nothing more than "gettin' your rocks off." These days, having sex with another man is seen as a declaration of identity, rather than a sex act.

In some ways, I miss the old days.

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kumapaws.livejournal.com
Hahaha,

Well.... Maybe they actually are "straight" and could never have sex with a man, just like some gay men could never have sex with a woman *smile*

On the other hand here in my small town, I've been having sex with a straight married man for about 2 years now, and the latest topic we talked about was what would happened if he wife actually found out.

Who knows..

Paws

Date: 2005-03-23 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] that-dang-otter.livejournal.com
But with guys like you around, who needs heterosexuals?

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
Oh, I think there are some men who don't want to have sex with other men, but I think they're actually in the minority. Because of rigidly defined sex roles, virtually every man who has ANY desire to have sex with women gets himself hitched to one, no matter how much he's RATHER be gettin' off with the boys. Those of us out here are the ones who have a lot less (or absolutely no) desire to breed with wimmen.

I'm convinced that, if there was no homosexuality taboo, most humans would have relationships with both sexes over the course of their lives. Maybe one day we'll live in such a world.

Date: 2005-03-23 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
aww, shucks!

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kumapaws.livejournal.com
*smile*

And if that world comes to pass, I think I'll still say a big resounding no to women LOL.

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
Women: never had one, never will.

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
By the way, can I just say... "Damn, you're HOT! WOOF!"

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kumapaws.livejournal.com
*blush* well... the feeling is VERY mutual. Wondering how come teleporters arent invented yet, as I'd be over at your place before you could say blowjob :G)

Paws

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymutt.livejournal.com
Yanno, I have to agree with you. If I had a teleporter, I'd pop in under his desk at work. Now that's a proper lunch break!

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kymutt.livejournal.com
Okay...perhaps I'm doing some wishful thinking, but would you guys mind making a sandwich with me in the middle? PLEASE?

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
It could happen..

Re: Gettin' off with the boys...

Date: 2005-03-23 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kumapaws.livejournal.com
I'm game!!!

That would be one mighty healthy sandwich :G)
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