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Just read a profile that says "I like all kinds of music but rap and acid rock."

"Acid rock"? What are you saying, you don't like Pink Floyd's "Ummagumma?" Welcome to the club, buddy. Not even Floyd die-hards like that one.

Seriously, why would anyone refer to "acid rock" in 2010, when there hasn't been any such thing for almost 40 years?

But then, his main pic is of him with some heavy-set, gigantic-titted woman. I was hoping that she was his wife, posting to find someone to butt-bore her husband while she watched. I could get into that kind of scene. But there was no mention of any wife or kinky voyeurism in his ad, so I guess he was just too lazy to bother photoshopping his sister/coworker/fruit fly out of the picture before posting it to his cruise-site ad

I wonder if she knows she's on DaddyDater?

By the way, eggnog "thinned" with coconut rum (the Parrot Bay 90-proof stuff) is the perfect drink for All Hallow's Eve Eve.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tbass.livejournal.com
Hmm.. daddydater? I haven't heard of that one!

Date: 2010-10-31 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
Frankly, that surprises me...

www.daddydater.com

Date: 2010-10-31 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
i'm into all kinds of music except doo-wop and barbershop quartets.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
If you don't love barbershop quartets, we can't be friends.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
...but i love Inuit throatsinging!

Date: 2010-10-31 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
I love ANYONE with a talented throat...

Date: 2010-10-31 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zbear20.livejournal.com
If the profile says they are into all kinds of music except yodeling, I pass them by.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
Yeah, yodeling is the only genre that still has street cred.

Keepin' it real with Slim Whitman, explodin' Martian heads. (That's a "Mars Attacks" reference for anyone who doesn't know that movie. And if you don't, go add it to your Netflix queue RIGHT NOW!)

Date: 2010-10-31 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zbear20.livejournal.com
I've tried to turn people on to Wanda Jackson's Jesus Put a Yodel in My Soul, and they just don't get it. Too bad there was never a Wanda/Slim duet...I'd have been in heaven.

Date: 2010-10-31 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tbrough.livejournal.com
I guess liking acid rock makes me a throwback. Hah hah.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby, don't you know that I love you?

Date: 2010-10-31 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] albadger.livejournal.com
I kinda like Ummagumma. LP 1 at least.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
I just KNEW someone would speak up in favor of Ummagumma...

Date: 2010-10-31 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
i do have a soft spot for Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving with a Pict.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddytodd.livejournal.com
It can't hold a candle to Traffic's "40,000 Headmen Roamin' through the Gloaming."

I think the drugs were better back then.

Date: 2010-10-31 04:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
...and without them, the music is much harder to appreciate....

Date: 2010-11-01 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikejrt.livejournal.com
his opinion might be different if he owned

a) headphones

b) quadrophonic speakers

evidently he came of age in the 70's

I love this post

Date: 2010-11-02 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caestus.livejournal.com
We're all agreed, Ummagumma is craptacular, but clearly a little obscure and not something that comes up in contemporary discourse. "Acid Rock", what an odd thing to post on one's profile.

I kinda love bad profiles for their inexplicable, unintentional humour.

Pix with women are odd, on a male-for-male site, but it is the juxtaposition of cock&balls, arsehole and MYPUPPY! that baffles me.
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