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[daddytodd]

So, is anyone else really turned off by guys with pics of their expensive cars in their profiles? Like I'm supposed to go "Oooooh yeah, he drives a 'Vette! Breed me now, stud!"

Or am I just being too harsh?

Comments

[nightfallcub.livejournal.com]

on the contrary, you should be more harsh.

like I have a desire to, not only key obscenities into their doors, but also pour lighter fluid on the hood of those cars and set it on fire.

"now how do those spinners look, eh?"

of course, I'm a crazy bitch....

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

There you go, being a crazy bitch again...

[progbear.livejournal.com]

like I have a desire to, not only key obscenities into their doors, but also pour lighter fluid on the hood of those cars and set it on fire.

I save that for H2 owners.

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Or Escalade owners... oh yeah, it's the SAME ugly piece of shit as an H2!

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

I don't have a problem at all with guys who love their autos but with one caveat.

They gotta look like they really dig around in the engine well and get grease under their nails!

If it's just some shiny-shiny that looks like it's never left pavement (when it was designed to) or has never seen them do anything more than put gas in it then it might as well be them standing in front of a billboard with the words:

I FEEL INSECURE ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PENIS!

..on it.

THE SIZE OF (HIS) PENIS

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

And being almost exclusively a top, I'm not all that concerned about how big his dick is... I'm more interested in how flexible his hips are.

Hehe!

Re: THE SIZE OF (HIS) PENIS

[thegreenbear.livejournal.com]

Many years of martial arts... I got some flexible hips for ya!

OOPS!?!?!? Did I type that out loud?

Flexi-hips

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

I had these action figures when I was a kid called Major Matt Mason. They were astronauts molded out of rubber with wires inside, so all the joints bent in any direction, at least until the wires wore out and broke...

Now THERE was some bendy hips for ya!

Flexi-hips revisited

[thegreenbear.livejournal.com]

Oh I remember those things. I had a number of figures like that myself. I HATED when the damn wire would wear out or stick out of the rubber whatever-it-is and then break so the leg/arm/whatever just kinda hung there and bounced... Kinda graphic in a wierd sorta way.

Re: Flexi-hips revisited

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, baby, now THAT'S HAWT!

Duly Noted!

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

So I suppose if said hypothetical fellow was effectively straddling his car that could be a selling-point!

straddling his car...

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

That might very well be a selling point... but straddling a hawg is sexier, IMNSHO.

If I could

[angeltatts.livejournal.com]

I would show off my extensive REEEE-LEE expensive car collection for all the mens to drool over.

Now all I need is a REEEE-LEE expensive car collection....

and a lot of mens to start drooling.

Re: If I could

[kymutt.livejournal.com]

Well, could I be one of those men? I'd gladly drool, and you don't even have to have the collection! DT, I gotta agree with you. Folks who seem to put determine their worth by their car irk me. Of course, there's always my favorite. Someone who has something physically wrong with the car (dent, paint, broken lights, etc.), and have new rims on it. UGH!

Re: If I could

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Um, see, here's the thing... I'd lots rather drool over your naked flesh than over an expensive hunk of tech.

Men make me hot. Cars, not so much...

Re: If I could

[angeltatts.livejournal.com]

awwwww! (blush)

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

"So, is anyone else really turned off by guys with pics of their expensive cars in their profiles?"

*raises hand*

[johnbundy.livejournal.com]

Well, as someone who is a carless city boy and either walks or uses mass transit, it would be nice to see what a potential bf or fb would be driving when he picks me up for our dates.

(totally kidding here - except for the being a carless city boy!)

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

The Next Big Thing should be guys posting photos of themselves posing at bus stops. That'd be hawwwt.

[johnbundy.livejournal.com]

I see a Sky Train station photo shoot with the VanCubz is in order.

VanCubz

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Can we get them nekkid for the shoot?

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

what about the people who have a car fetish? no sillier than any other paraphilia ...

Car Fetish

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm.... I hadn't considered that such a thing existed. Is there really such a fetish? How big is the car fetish community?

There's a lot of cars that I really love (I still miss my first car, a '66 Mustang) but it's not a sexual thing for me, it's a aesthetic thing.

What's the hanky color for car fetishists? Hehe!

Re: Car Fetish

[johnbundy.livejournal.com]

You put a shammy in your pocket of choice.

Either that or one of those pine-shaped air fresheners you hang from the rearview mirror.

Re: Car Fetish

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between a chamois top and a chamois bottom?

Re: Car Fetish

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Yeah it is as serious as boot fetish or leather fetish or any other. There's even a specific fetish for feet on the control pedals - http://www.pedalpumpingplace.com/

Re: Car Fetish

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

I had no idea. learn something new aevery day.

However, I don't think the person whose profile pormpted my original post was advertising his car fetish... I think it was more along the lines of "I drive a Corvette! I'm COOL!"

I could be wrong, but that was how I read the pics in the personal ad.

[grizzlyjack.livejournal.com]

it doesn't really bother me, since all I usually want is sex, and not a lot of conversation. But it does smack of "hey look at my car, I make X amount a year". So there is little dating potental for me.

[bigredpaul.livejournal.com]

cawrs are hawt!

[naylandblake.livejournal.com]

The real problem is that 'vettes have no room to mess around in - to get me hot a guy needs to show a car with plenty of make out space.

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm a full-figure bear, and I basically need an 18-wheeler for there enough room for ME to fool around in a vehicle... hehe!

[trainingwheels.livejournal.com]

I’m more annoyed at guys who take pictures with there cat...

[daddytodd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I'm cruising Bear411, the LAST thing I wanna see is a pussy...

[trainingwheels.livejournal.com]

FUCKIN EH!

[2ndbanana.livejournal.com]

Cars don't bother me so much. I hate when guys post pictures of themselves at tourist attractions. Like, there's a picture of the whole Grand Canyon and there's this little dot in the middle. "That's Me!" I don't care where a guy's been, I want to see what he looks like. But I suppose there's a page for canyon fetishists too...

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how to drive.

A car, that is.

;0)