So, is anyone else really turned off by guys with pics of their expensive cars in their profiles? Like I'm supposed to go "Oooooh yeah, he drives a 'Vette! Breed me now, stud!"
I don't have a problem at all with guys who love their autos but with one caveat.
They gotta look like they really dig around in the engine well and get grease under their nails!
If it's just some shiny-shiny that looks like it's never left pavement (when it was designed to) or has never seen them do anything more than put gas in it then it might as well be them standing in front of a billboard with the words:
I had these action figures when I was a kid called Major Matt Mason. They were astronauts molded out of rubber with wires inside, so all the joints bent in any direction, at least until the wires wore out and broke...
Oh I remember those things. I had a number of figures like that myself. I HATED when the damn wire would wear out or stick out of the rubber whatever-it-is and then break so the leg/arm/whatever just kinda hung there and bounced... Kinda graphic in a wierd sorta way.
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Date: 2005-06-01 04:38 pm (UTC)They gotta look like they really dig around in the engine well and get grease under their nails!
If it's just some shiny-shiny that looks like it's never left pavement (when it was designed to) or has never seen them do anything more than put gas in it then it might as well be them standing in front of a billboard with the words:
I FEEL INSECURE ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PENIS!
..on it.
THE SIZE OF (HIS) PENIS
Date: 2005-06-01 05:08 pm (UTC)Hehe!
Re: THE SIZE OF (HIS) PENIS
Date: 2005-06-02 03:10 am (UTC)OOPS!?!?!? Did I type that out loud?
Flexi-hips
Date: 2005-06-02 03:50 am (UTC)Now THERE was some bendy hips for ya!
Flexi-hips revisited
Date: 2005-06-02 11:12 pm (UTC)Re: Flexi-hips revisited
Date: 2005-06-02 11:27 pm (UTC)Duly Noted!
Date: 2005-06-02 12:55 pm (UTC)straddling his car...
Date: 2005-06-02 11:29 pm (UTC)